This Man Is Deep In Thought, So It's Time For A Caption Contest!

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 01/17/2014 at 11:22 • Filed to: game

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Don't you screw this up, Kinja.

StoneCold > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/17/2014 at 11:25

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"I should buy a 9-Iron"

For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/17/2014 at 11:26

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This car doesn't seem up to par.

It's a "Porch-uh" > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/17/2014 at 11:27

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"My arm is now permanently stuck in this position."

Niquemarshall > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/17/2014 at 11:27

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"Only a matter of time before I see you on Google with 11" wide wheels; Godspeed, my friend."

CAR_IS_MI > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/17/2014 at 11:27

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Man I wish I was taller!

MonkeePuzzle > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/17/2014 at 11:28

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wax on, wax off, wax on, wax off, wax on, wax on... DAMNIT!

The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/17/2014 at 11:29

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Is ok, but is no Chebby troke.

Jeremiah Hawley > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/17/2014 at 11:29

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"Should I de-badge, or just replace the G with a W." #wolfofwallstreet

Textured Soy Protein > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/17/2014 at 11:29

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"That other car might be faster but have you seen the quality of my interior's plastics?"

ttyymmnn > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/17/2014 at 11:30

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"Golf" backwards is "Flog."

cbell04 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/17/2014 at 11:31

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Wax-on drag-on

EL_ULY > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/17/2014 at 11:31

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You're clean now, but soon you'll be on Craigslist followed by a NPOCP segment

Jagvar > MonkeePuzzle 01/17/2014 at 11:32

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This hand whacks on. This hand whacks off.

PatBateman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/17/2014 at 11:32

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"Yeah, you like that, don't you? You like when I rub your rear end? You want a little more? Yeah you do..."

The New Garage > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/17/2014 at 11:37

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"Did I leave the iron on?"

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/17/2014 at 11:41

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Oh baby, it's just you an me tonight... No kids, no wife, I get you all alone tonight. Awwww yeah, I'm gonna get you all cleaned up so we can get dirt——— that was my outside voice, wasn't it.

Soon...

$kaycog > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/17/2014 at 11:41

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"I just love rubbing rear ends."

Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/17/2014 at 11:43

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internal thoughts, "Stuck? It's stuck?!? Damn it, I shouldn't dragon at work. OK, what am I going to do?

OK, stay calm...

QC, yeah, I'm doing QC. Cleaning smudges off the hatch."

/whistling

Frank Grimes > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/17/2014 at 12:52

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"Espero que mi cabeza no quede cortada en el camino a casa."

You know because he is mexican.

And because you might not be able to read spanish I know I can't.

"I hope my head doesnt get cut off on the way home."

Niquemarshall > Frank Grimes 01/17/2014 at 15:21

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That's so fucked up; but I laughed so hard

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > CAR_IS_MI 01/17/2014 at 18:03

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Win!

Pick your prize!!!! NSFW or Shooped Car!

CAR_IS_MI > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/19/2014 at 00:33

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How about a shop of this guy cleaning Orloves Orloved car?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > CAR_IS_MI 01/19/2014 at 00:36

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I'll do it tomorrow.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > CAR_IS_MI 01/19/2014 at 20:22

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CAR_IS_MI > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/19/2014 at 20:31

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Yes!

So Awesome!